alwaysblind:

MAYBE if u didn’t want ur son to EAT poeple u shouldnt have named him something that rhymes with cannibal u should have name him hegetarian or something

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mom: don't eat the cookies yet, they just came out of the oven and are too hot
me: fire cannot kill a dragon
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24 Apr 14 at 7 am

salt-221b-and-the-tardis:

postponing-the-apocalypse:

krudman:

the-average-gatsby:

thanks joffrey

What a great message. I wish all characters were this nice. Does anyone know what this is from?

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whoiwannabejourney:

Fitness Motivation

e-bae:

Told this girl to text me when she got home… I think she homeless

(via princeesslana)

 16505
24 Apr 14 at 6 am

Watch Our Most Beautiful Celebs Read Nice Internet Comments. (x)

(Source: teddywestside, via followingronsbutterflies)

 1237
24 Apr 14 at 5 am

awwww-cute:

My 6 1/2 month old puppy experiences central air for the first time

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awwww-cute:

My 6 1/2 month old puppy experiences central air for the first time
 25450
24 Apr 14 at 5 am

(Source: petrifiant, via cass-thecat)